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Calculate correct number of chickens for medical procedure

Senate hopeful Republican Sue Lowden’s plan for Healthcare reform is to barter or trade chickens for medical procedures. But you may be unsure how many chickens are required for your medical care. This handy calculator converts many common procedures into chickens so you won’t look like an idiot at your next Doctor’s Appointment.

Drasties gives no guarantees regarding the correct number of chickens for your medical procedure. The chicken count is an estimate based on current market value of typical live chickens.

This entry was posted on zondag, april 25th, 2010 at 3:02 am and is filed under American In The News, Gezondheid, Geld, Politiek. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

4 Responses to “Calculate correct number of chickens for medical procedure”

DownOnder Says:
april 25th, 2010 at 3:03 am
I love American politics!
Anoniem Says:
april 25th, 2010 at 3:05 am
This site makes no guarantees regarding the correct number of chickens for your procedure. Chicken count is an estimate only based on current market value of typical live chickens and …
jacky Says:
april 25th, 2010 at 3:53 am
I don’t think I can fit 18 chickens in my car for that mammogram I need.
Anoniem Says:
april 25th, 2010 at 4:03 am
My doctor: “We take cash, check, credit or debit card. No chickens.”

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