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The Greek hell
A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country.
He goes to the German hell and asks, ‘What do they do here?’ He is told: ‘First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day.’
The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on..
He checks out the American hell, as well as the Russian hell and many more.
He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.
Then he comes to the Greek hell and finds that there is a long line of people from all nationalities waiting to get in.
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Amazed, he asks, ‘What do they do here?’ He is told, ‘First they put you in an electric chair for an hour, and then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Greek devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day.’
‘But that is exactly the same as all the other hells. Why are there so many people waiting to get in?’
He is told, ‘Because the maintenance crew is always on strike, there is no electricity so the electric chair doesn’t work; Albanians have stolen all the nails from the bed; and the Greek devil is a former Greek government employee, so he comes in, signs the register, and then goes to have his frappe and eat kourabiethes all day.’
april 22nd, 2010 at 9:02 am
Een inzending van Ingries.
april 22nd, 2010 at 9:03 am
En die kan het weten.
april 22nd, 2010 at 11:09 am
hebben de belgen eindelijk even rust
april 22nd, 2010 at 11:18 am
Have to admit I liked that one. Being Greek myself I understand it completely…
april 22nd, 2010 at 12:08 pm
Ha ha, zou ook de Franse hel kunnen zijn.
april 22nd, 2010 at 1:39 pm
Dat is waar Apie, maar dan hebben we een nieuw spreekwoord: leven als God in de Franse hel
april 22nd, 2010 at 5:21 pm
Hahaha
Hij is leuk!
Bravo Ingries!
april 22nd, 2010 at 5:25 pm
Lummel @6, Even zeuren en generaliseren: l’enfer, c’est les autres.
april 22nd, 2010 at 5:43 pm
Heaven:
The chefs are French
The police are British
The engineers are German
The bankers are Swiss
The lovers are Italian
Hell:
The chefs are British
The police are German
The engineers are French
The bankers are Italian
The lovers are Swiss
april 22nd, 2010 at 5:43 pm
inderdaad Indra,
maar in de hemel zit het vol met jehova’s getuigen. Das pas erg. Eeuwig met Jehova’s getuigen opgescheept te zitten?
oktober 25th, 2010 at 2:05 pm
@Met Name lang leve Hetalia
leven als een god in de Griekse hel