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Why is sex like shaving?
Did you know that if Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would be still in Paradise?
Because they would have eaten the snake instead of the bloody apple!
Q: Why are condoms transparent?
A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!
Signboard outside a prostitute’s house:
Married men not allowed.
We serve the needy, not the greedy…
Try different positions with the same woman,
instead of same position with different women.
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Q: Why is Sex like shaving?
A: Well, because no matter how well you do it today…
tomorrow you’ll have to do it again…
Q: What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster?
A: Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death.
Q: Why do 90% gals have left boob bigger than right?
A: Bcoz 90% boys are right handed.
Advantages of having an affair with married women.
They give like hell.
They do not yell.
They do not tell.
They do not swell and there is no wedding bell!
april 17th, 2010 at 4:43 am
I didn’t know men find shaving boring.
april 17th, 2010 at 4:48 am
Bloody mess every day.
And the women complaining about once per month?
Give me a break!
Pffffff….
april 17th, 2010 at 5:44 am
? Married women do not yell? Sure they do!
april 17th, 2010 at 5:45 am
Nou moe, dit is een top zaterdag, een Aboriginese schone, VV Brown en Ingries Kiele Kiele. Dit weekend kan nu al niet meer stuk.
april 18th, 2010 at 12:40 am
ben ik nou de enige die hier geen bal aan vind omdat mijn engels onder de maat is? of zijn er de nog veel meer, gezien de reacties?
april 18th, 2010 at 12:42 am
I agree with you on this one, warhead.
april 18th, 2010 at 4:08 am
Ach, het is Kiele Kiele, dan kijken we niet zo now.