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If your neck is too fat to hang a medal on
David Letterman’s Top Ten Signs You’re Not Going To Win An Olympic Medal
10. You’re allergic to snow
9. Fired a gun during your event but it’s not the biathlon
8. Your neck is too fat to hang a medal on
7. You get winded saying “slalom”
6. Nobody can find any record of your home nation “Funkytown”
5. Only experience skating on ice is in your marriage (you fellas know what I’m talking about)
4. You’re having a hard time putting your pants on over your skis
3. Skipped practice to see “Valentine’s Day” — The Philadelphia Inquirer calls it an all-star candy sampler. Buy your tickets today!
2. Southwest Airlines kicked you off a flight to Vancouver because you’re too fat
1. You haven’t been off the couch since the ‘06 Winter Games
februari 27th, 2010 at 3:50 am
The Tiger Woods press conference was earlier today, and I was riveted by that. I think the most interesting part was when he apologized to the ‘mistress in your region.’” –Craig Ferguson
februari 27th, 2010 at 3:51 am
“We’re finding out a lot about Joe Stack. That’s right, Joe the Suicide Bomber, the guy who flew the plane into the IRS office building in Texas. Boy, I knew teabaggers were mad, I didn’t know they had an air force.” –Bill Maher